Woke Juice

What is Woke Juice?
Woke Juice is a drink that is sacred in the Dankism religion and is consumed at meetings for the church. The creation of woke juice takes a tedious list of ingredients. If a step is missing, the Woke Juice will not bless you with the grace of Danky and will make you deeply ill. Woke Juice, as the name suggests, is stronger than any beverage in existence and will most definitely make you 'woke'.

Ingredients

 * 1) Two cans of pink lemonade
 * 2) One can of cherry coke
 * 3) One can of mountain dew
 * 4) Some tequilla
 * 5) A sacrifice :^D (can be anything from a fruit to an animal)
 * 6) One solo cup
 * 7) Four shot glasses

Steps

 * 1) Lock hands with your fellow followers and pray to Lord Danky.
 * 2) Bring out the ingredients.
 * 3) Arange the solo cup in the middle of your table, the two lemonades on the east and west, the coke to the south, and the mountain dew to the north, lastly, place all four shot glasses inside of your cup.
 * 4) Pierce into your sacrifice and let the insides drain into the cup, don't drain too much, you need room to add the other ingredients. Make sure you remove the shot cups before doing this step and place them infront of each follower; north, south, east and west, with the cup in the middle of all four of you.
 * 5) Once the sacrifice is properly drained, have the two followers that are sitting to the east and west pour a bit of the lemonade at the same time.
 * 6) Next, the followers to the south must pour a bit of the coke into the solo cup.
 * 7) Then, the one north shall pour some mountain dew, finishing off the ingredients portion of the Woke Juice.
 * 8) (optional) If you are an older follower and would like the full experience, pour a little tequilla.
 * 9) The follower to the north then takes the woke juice and pours some into each of the members' shot glasses.
 * 10) The final and most important step is to all touch glasses and repeat "hail Danky" three times in sequence to purify the juice.