Relax Alex 2

RELAX ALEX 2
Alex: wakes up and yawns

Alex: Last night was crazy lel

Alex: looks at Hatsune Miku pic and kisses it

alex wants downstairs to get ready for another big day

Alex: I messed up tonight I lost another fight I still mess up but I'll just start again I keep falling down I keep on hitting the ground I always get up now to see what's next Birds don't just fly They fall down and get up Nobody learns without getting it won I won’t give up, no I won’t give in Till I reach the end And then I’ll start again Though I’m on the lead I wanna try everything I wanna try even though I could fail I won’t give up, no I won’t give in Till I reach the end And then I’ll start again No I won't leave I wanna try everything I wanna try even though I could fail

Alex: I wonder if Sophia would like me in this shirt.

Alex: She'd probably slap me for wearing my Hatsune Miku shirt.

Alex: I kinda wish she was a trap js

Alex: I should prob get ready for school

a few minutes later

Alex: I'm ready for school!

Kanra Duda: Alex, come downstairs little man you're gonna be late for school

Laser Duda:Yeah hurry it up boy!

 

alex runs downstairs as fast as he can

Alex: Will Sophia ever love me?

 

alex then texts sophia a picture of his newest drawing

Alex: I'm going to be the best artist ever one day!

 

alex starts packing him backpack

Bela: kicks door open Hey Alex, hurry up asshole the bus is almost here!

Alex: So nice...

 

alex wets his pants a little

Bela: Whoa.

 

alex and sophia walk out to the bus

The Dudas: They grow up so fast

 

Bela kicks the door shut then punches Alex in the face

Bela: The bus is here.

Alex: Her voice tho.

Sophia: Fuckin creep

the bus arrives at the school

Alex: Well, time to start my big day!

 

Bela trips Alex

Alex (thinking to himself): I think she likes me.

Alex: (runs up to Bela) If I get buffer would you prob date me?

Bela: lol no

Alex: That's ok, I like being skinny.

Bela: o

 

Bela and Alex walk into the school

Shrek: I am here to announce that I'll be teaching you suckers every class!

Alex: lel

Random girl: Alex you're so cute will you go out with me?

Alex: Oh...

Alex: Dab-cidueye.

Random girl: Don't.

Alex: ok..

 

alex turns his head toward Sophia who was playing with her boobs

Alex: O.O

alex starts to nut in his pants

Alex: Oh boy not again!

 

Random girl discretely walks away

Shrek: ZOINKS

Bela: I smell nut xD

Alex: Not me js

Shrek: So, does anyone have any questions?

 

Alex raises his hand

Shrek: Yes?

Alex: What if Sophia gave me a kiss and said I look adorable?

Sophia: What?

 

class laughs

Shrek: That's the fifth time you've asked that!

Entire class: Classic Alex!

 

they start chanting

 

Alex tries to walk away

Alex: Am I a meme now?

Bela: No dumbass XD

Alex: Well you're not really a meme either js

Shrek: Now shut up fuckers class starts now.

Alex: lel

Shrek: Alex... Did I just say SHUT! UP! FUCKERS!

Alex: idk

Shrek: DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT, COME TO MY DESK RIGHT NOW YA STANKER!

 

Alex slowly walks to Shrek's desk

Alex: I'm sorry shrek

Shrek: FUUUUUUCK YOOOOU

 

Shrek takes out a spoon

Alex: Are you gonna paddle me?

Shrek: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA DO??!?!

 

Shrek shoves spoon up Alex's booty

Alex: This feels peaceful...

Shrek: NOW SIT YA FUCK!

Alex: o

 

Alex sits back in his seat

Alex: This is so relaxing

 

Alex starts thinking about traps

Alex: O-O

Sophia: **licks Alex's ears** People will notice if you try to hide it...

 

Alex wakes up

Alex: Hey Sophia, I was kinda daydreaming of you sorta.

Sophia: ?

Bela: inhales BOI!

Alex: L

(What is this hot fucking rp?)

Shrek: STOP TALKING YEW FUCKERS

(Best rp of all time)

 

bell rings

Shrek: Well fuck, it's time for lunch.

 

class rushes out of room

Shrek grabs Alex last second and runs off

Alex: O_O

Shrek: DO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST DISRESPECT BE IN FRONT OF ME CLASS?!

Alex: I'm sorry

Shrek: FUCK YOU YA BLOODY CUNT!!!

Shrek: SORRY'S WON'T CUT IT! YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR YOUR SHIT!



Alex: lel

 

Shrek places Alex on top of a tall tree

Shrek: DON'T LOOK DOWN LITTLE MAN!

Alex: o atleast it's peaceful kinda

 

Alex falls off the tree and faints

Alex: W-What is this? https://68.media.tumblr.com/e5e079ccf461b08fb80fb7e6689f97a0/tumblr_ommofmjdsm1uhmg5yo5_1280.jpg



Alex wakes up

Alex: Not again...

Alex: Am I in heaven?

Trap Link: Hey bb

Alex: C-Can you hold me?

Trap Link: Gay lolol

Alex: Pweeze

Trap Link: Fine

 

alex and trap link begin to snuggle while tingle plays the ocerina

Bela: Wake up dummy xD

Bela: You missed the whole day of school, what happened?

Alex: L-link?

Bela: No dumbass

Alex: o

Alex: Will you ever date me Bela?

Bela: Maybe ;3

Alex: J

 

our little man runs to the school bus, his big day is almost over!

Caillou tackles Alex

(fuckin caillou smh)

 

Alex gets up and realizes he just tripped

Alex: Am I seeing things?

Caillou: rawr :3

 

nuzzles alex

Alex: o

Alex: O-O

 

alex begins walking toward the bus but just before he could get inside it went without him

Caillou: I guess you're stuck with mwe now >:-3

Alex: Please leave me alone.

 

Bela and Sophia come out of nowhere and start making out with Caillou

Caillou: Well, looks like we'll have to hang out later, see ya little man!

Alex: aw

 

Bela flips off Alex before they leave

Alex: oh well maybe next time I guess